Insults and Putdowns for everyday use - I'll ignore you

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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

I worship the ground that awaits your corpse.

You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but the hate that I feel for you is the real thing.

You remind me of the ocean - you make me sick.

I'd like to give you a going-away present.....First, you do your part.

Don't thank me for insulting you - it was a pleasure.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

I know you couldn't live without me, so I'll pay for the funeral.

Well, I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much cheese.

I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

You are not even beneath my contempt.

I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit for the one thing you've done yourself?

I thought of you today. I was at the zoo.

Someone said that you were not fit to fuck pigs the other day. I stuck up for you, though. I told them you were.

I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.