Insults and Putdowns for everyday use - Intelligence

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I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.

I would ask you how old you are, but I reckon you can't count that high.

I would have like to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.

If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.

If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid..

I'm blonde. What's your excuse?

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

She has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.

Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like this guy just gargled.

Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.

That man is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.

When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.

Whom am I calling 'stupid'? Good question. I don't know. What is your name?

Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained.

Your verbosity is exceeded only by your total stupidity.