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Insults and Putdowns
for everyday use - Obnoxious
You
are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a completely
different and far worse way.
Grasp
your ears firmly and pull; you might just be able to remove your head from you
ass.
I
don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.
Before
you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
Don't
feel bad - a lot of people have no talent, and you're most of them!
I'd
like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head
that far up your ass.
Do
you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and
try to like you ?
Don't
you realise that there are enough people to hate in the world already, without
your putting in so much effort to give us another?
He
has depth, but only on the surface. Deep down inside, he is shallow.
Look
here - it's the tall, dark obnoxious stranger, and is this one ever strange!
I
like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
Why
don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
You
are such a smart-arse, I bet you could sit on a tub of ice cream and tell me
what flavour it is.
If
I want and shit from you, I'll squeeze your head.
Please,
keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
Breathe
the other way, please. Your opinions are bleaching my hair.
There
are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are
all of them.
You
are so dishonest, I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
I've
come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.
You
are the kind of person who, when someone first meets you, they don't like you.
But when they get to know you better, they hate you.
You
have a nasty speech inpediment....your foot.
You
must have a low opinion of people, if you think they are your equal.
You
used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now I see that you are just the opposite
- you are obnoxious and arrogant.
You
have got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food again on the way
down.
I
hear you changed your mind at last! What did you do with the diaper?
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