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Insults and Putdowns
for everyday use - Parentage
After
meeting you, I've decided I am in favour of abortion in cases of incestuous
rape.
Your
ancestors must number in the thousands. It's really hard to understand how so
many people can be to blame for producing something like you.
All
that you are, you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them some used toilet-roll
and get back in credit with them?
Your
parents are siblings, right?
You
should learn from your parents' mistakes - get sterilised now!
The
inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family.
You
were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion - and now she believes
in infanticide.
It's
good to see you're here with your charming sister-cousin-mother-wife, Billy-Jo.
The
terrifying power of the human sex drive is horrifically demonstrated by the
fact that someone was willing to father you.
Hey,
weren't you the poster child for birth control?
You
were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made
to suffer, and you came along.
I
bet your mother's barks is worse than her bite!
Tell
me, did your parents have any children that lived?
Any
similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental.
As
an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Ever
since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
She'd
steal the straw from her mother's kennel.
Hi!
I'm a human! What are you?
I
heard you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
I
heard somewhere that your brother was an only child. Now I see it's true.
When
you were born, God admitted that even He could make a dreadful mistake.
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