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Insults and Putdowns
for everyday use - Unpleasant
You
grow on people....so does cancer.
If
shit was music, you'd be an orchestra.
You
should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.
He
is so short that when it rains, he is always the last to know.
You
really are as pretty as a picture. I know I'd love to hang you.
He's
short, he'd be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
Anyone
who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
There
are only two things I dislike about her - her faces.
Would
you like some cheese to go with that whine?
I
can tell that you are lying - your lips are moving.
This
is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
She's
the first in her family born without tail.
You
have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.
If
we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder - it would be an apocalypse!
Make
somebody happy. Mind your own business.
Ordinarily
people live and learn, but you, you just live.
You
are not as bad as people say - you are much, much worse.
Her
origins are so low, you'd have to limbo under her family tree.
I
know you always have your ear to the ground. How's life in the gutter?
Talk
is cheap. but that's OK - so are you.
You
are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.
Her
mouth is dirtier than a rubber toilet seat.
He's
better at sex than anyone. Now all he needs is a partner.
You
would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing
your best.
You're
the best at all you do- and all you do is make people hate you.
She
has more faces than Mount Rushmore.
People
would follow him anywhere.....but only out of morbid curiosity.
His
personality's split so many ways, he goes for group therapy on his own.
If
truth is stranger than fiction, then you must be truth!
If
sex were fast food, you'd have and M-shaped arch over your head.
Whatever
it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
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