Insulting, rude & funny expressions

Boobs

She's got tits like a spaniel's ears

When she doesn't wear a bra it looks like two bulldogs fighting in a sack

She's got nipples like tax discs

She could shade two midgets at high noon

Her boobs are like a photo finish in a Zeppelin race

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