Insulting, rude & funny expressions

Cold

It was so cold that we bumped into a brass monkey looking for a welder

It's colder than an Eskimo's chuff

As cold as a witches tit

It's colder than a nun's fanny

It's colder than a penguin's bollocks

It's colder than a grave diggers bum

It was so cold the one armed bandit had a glove on

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