Insulting, rude & funny expressions

Dress Sense

I've seen wounds better dressed than him

He's so scruffy he makes the Turin Shroud look smart

He wore a shirt with colours so loud it would have made Stevie Wonder blink

She dresses so badly I thought she was an advert for Oxfam

I've seen crabs better dressed than her

She's dressed up like a dogs dinner

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