Eyes expressions and sayings

Insulting, rude & funny expressions

Eyes

I love your red shirt, matches your eyes

Are you sure your not a alien because you four eyes lead me to believe you are!

She's as blind as a mole in a London fog

Your eyes are like two limpid pools of piss

Her eyes are redder than a Communist Party tablecloth

His eyes were like pissholes in the snow

Your eyes are like pools, sunken and watery

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