Insulting, rude & funny expressions

Fat

She's so fat she looks like a Viking ship in full sail

I wouldn't say he was fat but he used to be a decoy for a whaling ship

You can park a bus in the shadow of his arse

She's so fat I bet she has her own postcode

She was that fat that if you wanted to make love to her you had to roll her in sawdust and search for the damp patch

She's so fat she has to shove one of her tits up the chimney just to enter the living room

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