Insulting, rude & funny expressions

Mean

He's as tight as a ducks arse, and that's waterproof

He's tighter than a photo finish

He's tighter than an Italian tenor's trousers

As tight as a camels arse in s sand storm

He's so mean that the only way to get a drink out of him is to stick two fingers down his throat

She's so mean that instead of using deodorant she gargles disinfectant and licks her armpits

He's so mean that when he takes a ten pound note from his wallet the Queen blinks in the light

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