Insulting, rude & funny expressions

Mouth

He's so mouthy he needs shagging with a brass band's trumpet

If she had any more mouth she wouldn't have any face left to wash

She never learned to swim, she couldn't keep her mouth shut long enough

He talks more cock than a truckload of hens

I wonder what she's going to use for a mouth when the gorilla wants his arse back

She's got a gob on her like the Dartford Tunnel

The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it

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