Insulting, rude & funny expressions

Unlucky

He's that unlucky if he was reincarnated he would come back as himself

He's that unlucky that if he was a buffalo he would bump into Wild Bill

He's so unlucky that if he fell into a barrel of cigars he'd still come up with a turd in his mouth

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