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Insulting,
rude & funny expressions
Useful
As
useful as a grave robber in a crematorium
As
much use as an ashtray on a motorbike
As
useless as a carpet fitters ladder
As
useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse
He's
that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery
He
couldn't manage to fart on a diet of baked beans
About
as much use as a one legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen
lake
As
much use as mudguards on a tortoise
As
much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition
As
much use as Captain Hook at a gynaecologists convention
As
much use as a trap door on a lifeboat
He
couldn't direct a turd down a toilet
He's
that useless he couldn't tell the difference between a pile of
shit and a pudding
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