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May you be cursed with chronic anxiety about the weather.
John Burroughs (1837-1921)
May you dig up your father by moonlight and make soup of his bones.
Traditional Fiji Islands curse
May you melt off the earth like snow off the ditch.
Traditional Irish curse
May you wander over the face of the earth forever, never sleep twice in the same bed, never drink water twice from the same well, and never cross the same river twice in a year.
Traditional gypsy curse
May your left ear wither and fall into your right pocket.
Traditional Arab curse
Shake a bridle over a Yorkshireman's grave and he will rise and steal a horse.
Traditional Lancashire saying
The devil seduced Eve in Italian. Eve misled Adam in Bohemian. The Lord scolded them both in German. Then the angel drove them from Paradise in Hungarian.
Traditional Polish saying
The Lithuanian is stupid like a pig but cunning like a serpent.
Traditional Polish saying
The only good that comes from the east is the sun.
Traditional Portuguese saying
The Pole is a thief; the Prussian a traitor; the Bohemian a heretic; and the Swabian a chatterbox.
Traditional Ukrainian saying
The Pole is there to oppress and the peasant to endure.
Traditional Ukrainian saying
The Russian knows the way, yet he asks for directions.
Traditional German saying.
The Spaniard is a bad servant, but a worse master.
Traditional English saying
There are only two types of Chinese - those who give bribes and those who take them.
Russian proverb
Trust a Brahman before a snake, and a snake before a harlot, and a harlot before an Afghan.
Traditional Hindu saying

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