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Oh love will make a dog howl in tune.
Francis Beaumont and John Fletcher, playwrights, in 1608
Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her body.
John Vanbrugh (1664-1726), British playwright, in The Relapse (1696)
She was never really charming until she died.
Terence (c. 185-159 BC), epitaph to an unknown woman
Such is the human race. Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party didn't miss the boat.
Mark Twain (1835-1910)
The dissoluteness of our lascivious, impudent, rattle-pated gadding females is now such... they are lowde and stubborne; their feet abide not in their houses; now they are without, now in the streets, and lie in wait in every corner; being never well pleased nor contented, but when they are wandering abroad to Playes, the Playhouses, Dancing-Matches, Masques and publick Shewes.
William Prynne (1600-69), English pamphleteer
The five worst infirmities that afflict the female are indocility, discontent, slander, jealousy and silliness.
Confucian marriage manual
The history of women is the history of the worst tyranny the world has ever known: the tyranny of the weak over the strong. It is the only tyranny that ever lasts.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900}
The male is by nature superior, and the female inferior: the one rules and the other is ruled.
Aristotle (384-322 BC), in Politics
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
Marie de Rabutin-Chantal, Marquise de Sevigne (1626-96)
The queen is most anxious to enlist every one who can speak or write to join in checking this mad wicked folly of 'Woman's Rights' with all its attendant horrors, on which her poor feeble sex is bent, forgetting every sense of womanly feeling and propriety.
Queen Victoria (1819-1901)
Their slanderous tongues are so short, and the time wherein they have lavished out their words freely hath been so long, that they know we cannot catch hold of them to pull them out, and they think we will not write to reprove their lying lips.
Jane Anger in Protection for Women (1589)
There is but one thing in the world worse than a shameless woman and that's another woman.
Aristophanes (c.448-c.380 BC) in Thesmophoriazusae
There is only one way to be happy by means of the heart - to have none.
Paul Bourget, French psychologist, in 1890
Too often the strong silent man is silent because he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong only because he has remained silent.
Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
Twenty million young women rose to their feet with the cry 'We will not be dictated to' and promptly became stenographers.
G. K. Chesterton (1874-1936)
Woman is the opposite of the Dandy. That is why she should be regarded with disgust... woman is 'natural' - that is to say, abominable. Moreover she is always vulgar -that is to say the opposite of the Dandy.
Charles Baudelaire

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