How to be Insulting about Dates

She's the sort of girl who doesn't stall when her boyfriend's car does.

What makes her such a success are her tight clothes and loose habits.

He's less interested in well-informed women than he is in well-formed men.

He's the sort of man who thinks that a good girl who can't be tempted isn't any good.

Describing him in three words is easy. He's tall, dark and hands.

There's no denying she has hidden charm and there's no denying that she doesn't hide them.