How to be Insulting about Optimists

He's the sort of man who plans his itinerary by referring to the Southern Region timetable.

When politicians tell him that there's light at the end of the tunnel he starts looking out for it.

He's the sort of man who sees the silvery lining before the cloud.

He's the sort of man who books to fly to Spain on a bank holiday and books a table in Barcelona for the same night.