How to be Insulting at a Party
To a hostess, as she left her party:
'Don't think it hasn't been charming, because it hasn't.' — Margot Asquith
To the hostess who said to the, guest who was trying to sneak away unseen:
'Oh, you don't have to go do you?' He replied:
'No, it's purely a matter of choice.'
To the host showing off the volume control on his stereo:
'I'm sorry your deaf aid's failed.'
To the dancing partner:
'Just leave your hands where they were and your feet off my toes.'
To the stingy host:
'I think you're so sensible limiting the drink with everyone driving tonight.'