How to be Insulting at a Party

To a hostess, as she left her party:

'Don't think it hasn't been charming, because it hasn't.' — Margot Asquith

To the hostess who said to the, guest who was trying to sneak away unseen:

'Oh, you don't have to go do you?' He replied:

'No, it's purely a matter of choice.'

To the host showing off the volume control on his stereo:

'I'm sorry your deaf aid's failed.'

To the dancing partner:

'Just leave your hands where they were and your feet off my toes.'

To the stingy host:

'I think you're so sensible limiting the drink with everyone driving tonight.'