How to be Insulting about Shirkers

All that I've ever seen him grow in his garden is tired.

Giving up coffee for breakfast has nothing to do with his health—except that he claims it stops him sleeping in the office.

When they give him his gold watch they'd do better to club together to give him a little momentum instead.

Even when he wakes up with nothing to do he still manages to go to bed with half of it still undone.