Insulting Humour

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I never forget a face
But in your case I'll make an exception

Don't look out of the window
People will think that it's Halloween

You've a face like a million dollars
All green and wrinkled

I've kept my youthful complexion
Yes, so I see, all spotty

Haven't I seen you on TV
Well yes I do appear off and on, how do you like me ?
Off

Do you think that I'll lose my looks when I get older
With luck, yes

My husband always carries my photo in his pocket. It once saved his live when a mugger tried to stab him.
Of course, your face would stop anything

I've just come back from the beauty parlor
What a pity it was closed