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Cheeky...
You remind me
of a builders bottom
Full of bare faced cheek
Did she really
call you a creep
Yes, she said I was lower than the fluff in an earthworms belly button
How do you your
Grandad is so old
He can whistle and clean his teeth at the same time
Do you know we
could get a fur for you
As fur as possible
Can
you cure my fleas
Maybe, what's wrong with them ?
What smells worse
than a bad egg
You do
Do you like my
cottage pie ?
Umm, next time try taking the drains out first
Why are you bathing
in such dirty water
It wasn't dirty when I got in
Why do you smell
funny
It's soap, I don't suppose you've smelt it before
This food isn't
fit for a pig
I'll get some for you that is then
Did you say she
had a sharp tongue
Well let just say we don't use a knife to carve the sunday roast
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