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Gossip...
I think a lot
of people would go to his funeral.
Yes, to really make sure he was dead
He has an answer
for everything
Yes, the wrong one
He's a boon to
the whole area
Mmm, more like a baboon
People like that
don't grow on trees you know
How true, they normally swing under them
Did you hear that
he was buried face down
So he could see where he was going
His death won't
be listed under "Obituaries"
More like "Neighborhood Improvements"
I hear she is
a business woman
Yes, her nose is always in other peoples business
Why do they call
him "Catarpillar"
He has got where he has by crawling
Why do they call
him "rope"
Because he's always stringing people along
They do say he's
very courteous
Like he apologises after he's kicked you
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