Wacky insults for kids (and not so kids !)

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Insults about Food and Eating

Your father is so thick he got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the Ws

Your father eats so much he uses a shovel and pitchfork for cutlery.

Your sister is so dumb she thought an Italian hero was someone who got a medal.

Your mother is so thick she thought that Taco Bell was a telephone company.

Your sister is so fat when she sad on a rainbow, skittles fell out.

Your uncle is so poor he licks the fingers of customers at KFC.

You're so small you can use a Dorito for a hang glider.