Wacky insults for kids (and not so kids !)
Insults about Smells
Your breath smells so bad your orthodeontist tried to wire your mouth shut.
Your brother's breath is so bad the government wants to use him as a secret weapon.
Your fathers breath is so bad, when he goes out jogging the bark falls off trees.
Your mothers breath is so bad, her dentist had to give himself gas.
Your dad smells so bad when he put Right Guard on, it left.
Your breath is so bad even the telephone operator has to hold her breath.
Your breath is so bad you can even make skunks run away.
Your brothers breath is so bad he has to gargle with anti-freeze.
Your breath smell so bad you must have eaten gym sock sandwiches.