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Wacky insults for kids (and not so kids !)
That reminds
me...
You
look familiar, did I see you in the zoo parade ?
I
think you may have seen me at the zoo, I was the one who was feeding you peanuts
I
understand that's Animal Magic is your favourite show because so many of your
realatives are on it
I
know your trying to insult me, but I know you like me. I can see your tail wagging
That's
funny you calling me an animal, and it's you that has the webbed feet
You
look familiar too, but that's not surprising, I collect bugs for a hobby.
You
look familiar too, have I ever seen you hanging by the tail from the tree in
my garden ?
Didn't
I dissect you in a biology class one time ?
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