From the TV Series Red Dwarf
Episode - The End
Lister: (to Rimmer) It's true, you know, though, Rimmer. You rank below all four of those service robots. Even the one that's gone absolutely mad.
Rimmer: (to Lister) Lister, you've got the brain of a cheese sandwich.
Captain Hollister: OK. Just one thing before the disco, Holly tells me that he's sensed a non-human life form aboard.
Lister: Sir, it's Rimmer!
Rimmer: The bright side? What bright side? I'm dead, I'm composed entirely of light, and I'm alone in space with a man who'd lose a battle of wits with a stuffed iguana. Where's the bright side?
Lister: Rimmer, look, I know it's wrong of me to speak ill of the dead and all that, but you're still a smeghead.
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