From the TV Series Red Dwarf
Episode - Future Echoes
Rimmer: Morning, Lister! How's life in hippie heaven, you pregnant baboon bellied space cookie? What's the plan for the day then? Slobbing in the morning, followed by slobbing in the afternoon, then a bit of a snooze before the main evening's slob? God, you're a disgrace to the species.
Rimmer: [This haircut] may look ridiculous to you, Lister, but I like it like this. It makes me feel like a man.
Lister: Yeah, and you'll probably get one, looking like that.
Rimmer: It may be a bit severe, a bit too green beret, but you are how you look, and I look (finally seeing himself in the mirror) like a complete and total tit!
Lister: Did you see anything really weird in that mirror?
Rimmer: (After staring blankly at it for a moment) Yes, you, you ugly goit.
Rimmer: Lister, have you been at that marijuana gin again?
Holly: What do you want this time? A hand with your homework? Or would you like me to sew little name tags in your PE kit?
Holly: How simple do you want this
Rimmer: Ah, so Lister can understand it.
Holly: (Taken back) Oh dear.
Rimmer: It's difficult, I know.
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