From the TV Series Red Dwarf
Episode - Queeg
Rimmer: (To Holly) You're about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican.
Rimmer: (To Holly) You are a total, total... a word has yet to be invented to describe how totally whatever-it-is you are, but you are one. And a total, total one at that.
Holly: Alright, keep your hair on.
Rimmer: I'm lucky if I can keep my legs on with you in charge!
Yeah, he's out to lunch, man!
Rimmer: He's out to lunch, breakfast, dinner, tea, supper, the lot! He's not in for a single meal, if you ask me!
Lister: Holly's got an IQ of six thousand!
Holly: Yeah. Right on.
Queeg: Is that what he told you?
Lister: Well, what is it, then?
Queeg: It has a six in it, but it's not six thousand.
Cat: What is it?
Holly: Six? Do me a lemon! That's a poor IQ for a glass of water!
Cat: (To Lister) I can't believe I'm doin' this! Look at me, I'm disgusting! I look like you in your best clothes!
Rimmer: Friendship? Do you know how many people I've met in my life I could count on as friends? True friends?
Lister: Well, if you count Inflatable Ingrid, your Polythene Pal, one.
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