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From the TV Series Red Dwarf

Episode - Body Swap

Rimmer: Last week when there was that lights failure in the engine room, your silhouette was caste onto the wall. I got the fright of my life. I thought it was Alfred Hitchcock.
Lister: ...Are you sayin' I've got a gut?
Rimmer: You have got more gut that a Turkish butchers shop window...Have you ever in dissection class held up a frog by its head? (Demonstrating to Lister with hand movements.) You know the way its belly sort of sticks out above its spindly little legs? Well, that's the picture I see when you get down from the bunk in the morning.

Cat: Hey! what are you doin' dressed like that? Why do you want to look like Goalpost Head? Have you flipped? You want to model yourself on a man who has ears so large that they can pick up satellite TV? Why do you want to look like the smeg-head Rimmer for?!
Rimmer: Because... (poking Cat in the eye) ...I am that smeg head Rimmer.

Lister: Look at my stomach. Look at it! Pink gudgeon' stripes down me sides and you could float me over the super bowl.

Lister: I need your body.
Cat:Let me ask you one question. Would you let a garbage truck driver use your Rolls Royce?

Kryten: I had to obey him. It's in my programming to obey all humans. No matter how insane.

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