From the TV Series Red Dwarf
Episode - Me 2
Rimmer: Lister, we don't have to take this anymore. We don't have to put up with your snidey remarks, your total slobbiness, your socks that set off the sprinkler system.
Lister: What are you doing?
Rimmer: It's called "work," Lister. I didn't think you'd recognise it. W-O-R-K. It is in the dictionary.
Rimmer: (to Lister) Tee hee, hoddle, ha. Why don't you just get back into your cesspit or you won't have the energy for a full day's slob.
Rimmer2: (Shouting through the wall) CAN YOU SHUT UP, RIMMER?! SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
Rimmer: (To LISTER) Obviously, we have professional disagreements. But, I mean, nothing with any side to it. Nothing malicious.
Rimmer2: (Shouting through the wall) SHUT UP, YA DEAD GIT!
Rimmer: (Getting up) Excuse me a second, Lister, will you? (He walks calmly to the door). STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING, YA FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!!!
Rimmer2: (A shadow of a RIMMER #2's hand as a shadow puppet comes up on the screen. As the shadow puppet) Hello. What do you think of Arnold Rimmer? Phbbbttt! Phbbbttt! Phbbbttt! Phbbbttt! Phbbbttt!
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