From the TV Series Red Dwarf
Episode - Stasis Leak
Lift: Thank you for travelling Xpress Lifts. We apologise for the delay.
Cat: You should apologise for the chicken! First meal I ever had where the container tasted better than the food!
Rimmer: (About sharing a room with Lister) I'm sharing a bunk with a character out of a Barbara Cartland novel.
Rimmer: Everything always goes wrong for me. I'm probably the only person in the world to buy a Topic Bar without a single hazelnut in it.
Rimmer: Now kindly cluck off before I extract your giblets and shove a large seasoned onion between the lips you never kissed with.
Rimmer: Well, we have a bit of a problem here, don't we? 'Cos I don't take orders from poultry.
Cat: (popping up behind FUTURE LISTER and KOCHANSKI) What is this, a meeting of the ugly convention?
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