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Unmitigated noodles
Kaiser Wilhelm II on England

A demon took a monkey to wife - the results, by the grace of God, was the English
Indian saying

The way to endure summer in England is to have it framed and glazed in a comfortable room
Horace Walpole 1717-1797

The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards
Billy Connolly

For the Irish, there are no stars in the sky
English saying

If there was ever an aviary overstocked with jays it is that Yaptouwn on the Hudson called New York
O. Henry on New York

If your going to America, bring your own food
Fran Lebowitz

A sub-artic lumber village converted by Royal Mandate into a political cock fighting pit
Goldwin Smith on Ottawa

Cross yourself once before the Andalusian and thrice on spotting an Italian
Spanish saying