Yo Momma Jokes and Insults

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Yo momma's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.

Yo momma's like Dominoes Pizza, something for nothing.

Yo momma's like Dominoes Pizza, one call does it all.

Yo momma's like Pizza Hut, if she isn't there in 30 minutes... it's free.

Yo momma's like Sprint, 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country.

Yo momma's like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.

Yo momma's like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump.

Yo momma's like a goalie: she changes her pads after three periods.

Yo momma's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.

Yo momma's like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.

Yo momma's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.

Yo momma's like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country.

Yo momma's like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.

Yo momma's like a race car driver, she burns a lot of rubbers.

Yo momma's like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country.

Yo momma's like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up.

Yo momma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.

Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

Yo momma's like a Toyota, "OOooh what a feeling!"

Yo momma's like a TV, even a 2 year old could turn her on.

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner... a real good suck.

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner... she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet.

Yo momma's like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick.

Yo momma's like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score.

Yo momma's like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday.

Yo momma's like a refridgerator, everyone puts their meat in her.

Yo momma's like cake mix, 15 servings per package!

Yo momma's like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day.

Yo momma's like a window, always open.

Yo momma's like Denny's... open 24 hours.

Yo momma's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.

Yo momma's like McDonalds... over 5 billion served world wide.

Yo momma's like McDonalds... What you want is what you get.

Yo momma's like mustard, she spreads easy.

Yo momma's like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her.

Yo momma's like lettuce, 25 cents a head.

Yo momma's like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw.

Yo momma's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.

Yo momma's like Burger King... Your way, right away.

Yo momma's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth.

Yo momma's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.

Yo momma's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.

Yo momma's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.

Yo momma's like a nickel, she ain't worth a dime.

Yo momma's like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.

Yo momma's like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.

Yo momma's like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner.

Yo momma's like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day.

Yo momma's like a library, open to the public.

Yo momma's like a Chinese restaurant, $4.95 all you can eat.

Yo momma's like an ATM, open 24 hours.

Yo momma's like Discover card, she gives cash back.

Yo momma's like a basketball hoop, everybody gets a shot.

Yo momma's like a microwave, one button and she's hot.

Yo momma's like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off.

Yo momma's like a mail box, open day and night.

Yo momma's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay."

Yo momma's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked.

Yo momma's like a championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her.

Yo momma's like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff.

Yo momma's like a bowling ball... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.

Yo momma's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.

Yo momma's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she still l comes back for more.

Yo momma's like cheap liquor, tastes like shit.

Yo momma's like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long.

Yo momma's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.

Yo momma's like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow.

Yo momma's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.